Dan - The creator of this site. Dan is obviously a man with deep rooted problems.
Jascha - The namesake of this site. Jascha spends most of his time thinking of new ways that Dan sucks, this site has given him quite a few new ways.
Greg - A former apartmentmate that went on to get a masters degree in giant robots. Greg now spends most of his time in a continuous party.
Peter - The old roommate of three years. Peter was shipwrecked in the Pacific for years before deciding to become British.
Michael - A friend from college days. Michael is obviously a man with deeper rooted problems than Dan.
Jonas - King of nerds. Jonas has a far too in depth knowlege of all things video games and sci-fi.
Jeremy - Former classmate and squirrel king. Jeremy is insane, brilliant, and a master of facial hair.
Joey - Over zealous workaholic. Joey is running out of degrees to get and now works three jobs while playing Guitar Hero - simultaniously.
Kelly - Compatriot of Joey and Jeremy, master of zombies. Kelly managed to endear herself to everyone on the site before garnering their disdain by moving to what is certainly a better location than where you live.
Yor - Aloof barbarian. Yor survived many disasters in his travels around the world, quite possibly causing a few.
Matt - Adventurer and Jascha supporter. Matt is a seasoned old salt with a deep knowledge of world politics who has some amazing travels under his belt - as well as a few good beers.
Sara - Running friend of 13 years and pastors' wife. Currently lives in a town the population of which could fit in a small room.
Lauren - Friend, classmate, and work buddy from the golden age. Lauren is smart, insightful, and the librarian all the kids have crushes on.
Andy - Radio show host and game show master. Andy never fails to frighten with his encyclopedic knowlege and undying obsession with game shows.
James - Estranged college roommate and work cohort. James is a master of guitar, programming, and unsafe driving.
Bobby - Musician, trekkie, humanitarian. Bobby made one post before exploding - never to be seen again.
Chuck - High school chum and mentor. Chuck is the only one that knows the dark secrets in the early life of Dan, possibly why he has never posted.
admin - The master of all. The Jascha God admin is the all powerful ruler of the site.
